The JoJo's World

2009-12-24T23:17:00.002+08:00

Sian leh..... In the past, students always hope that exams faster end, holiday faster come. But i think for me, i hope that exam faster end, holiday dont come, cause i often gt nothing to do. Working for almost a month, and all i can say is that i am getting used to the work, and the atmosphere. Finally know the real meaning of 怀念... really missed the time in school, and the days di siaoing teachers...

Sudenly remember the days in primary school, when one could just slack all the way and revise only a few days before exam, and yet can get a decent grades. Tried that in secondary school and get many red marks. SIAN... Really hope can score a not bad olevel result and go to a not bad course and then dont need study anymore liao....

k, bye

2009-12-14T18:13:00.002+08:00

Back to blog once again, cause too boring. O level ended a month or so ago, and result will be released in a month or so too. Having mixed feelings for the result. On one hand, i am eager to know the result, but on the other, i scare the result will disappoints me. Sian..

Everyone is like working to earn pocket money, and so do i. The only diffference is that everyone seems to enjoy their job, but i seriously dont enjoy mine. The job is not tiring, but is the atmosphere. No one to joke with, to talk to, and on top of that, the pay is a bit below the market. But its okay, just bear till Feb can liao...

Seriously, school life is a lot better than work life. In school, you have friends to play with, to talk to, to joke with, and time passes quickly. Whereas in work, unless you are working with friends or the job is the one you enjoy, time will be like a pai kah snail, passes damn slowly, Everyday i am like before work start, i am praying that its time to go home...

Life in HYSS have been a memorable one, friends,teachers, everyone, everything. Till now, whenever i think of them, especially those famous quote made by teachers( like doctor), i just cant keep smiling.. LOL

For example, " How did the princess die?"

"She ate an apple which was poisonous, and the poison killed her. This is a complete answer. A complete answer is not something like "it is because ......""LOL...

That a phrase all 4E509 will hear for almost every English lesson. Doctor say it so often that when she just say "how did the princess die?", we will straight away give her the answer. LOL

4 years in NCC have not been wasted. The pumpings and pt(which i often pon) allow me to finally pass 2.4km run after 6 years of failing, although in the end i still fail napha cause of shutter run :(. The trainings make me a bit stronger than my primary school days, when i cant even do one IPU... The trainings also makes me able to do my current job without much difficulty, which is carry things. LOL...
Missed the times with NCC people playing cheats during camps, ordering mac delivery in the night while the juniors are sleeping, doing food test, in the name of ensuring the quality, but in fact, is just to have meals earlier. LOL

Above passage a bit emo and long? Here something light...

why is the penguin's belly black?

cause its hand is too short, thus cannot reach the belly to clean it when bathing

okay, time to signed off

2009-02-09T17:05:00.000+08:00

Not blogging anymore.......

my pet tortoise just dead, after 15 years of living with us.... been taking care of it since i p4..... feeling very sad....... really regretted not taking good care of it.......

Rest In peace, little tortoise
安息吧，小乌龟。。。。。。。。

2008-11-28T13:23:00.000+08:00

Long time never update, Sec 3 life is finishing in about 1 month time. next year o level, must work hard. now for the answers ( gt 1 question i forgot the answer, so ... ya, no answer will be announced for that question. if u wanna know, go click on the question, it will link u to a page where i get those question. 0.0?

1)cause she took an X-ray pics
2)that the question i forgot the answer. but i thin the answer is snake. cause qi zui ba sha
3)Spiderman, cause spiderman when read slowly, sound like SHI BAI DE man. SHI BAI= fail
4)cause the ant die of hunger 0.0
5)ZI BAN ZI, dead fat man 00

here are some url for cold riddles

http://www.oicq88.com/iq/
http://www.godcn.com/humor/iq/

for more, just goggle nao jin ji zhuan wan or qian bian wen ta ti.

2008-09-10T22:01:00.000+08:00

long time no update. here a few more riddles. have fun ^_^
有一個很肥的婦人去照相，為什麼拍出來的照片卻骨瘦如柴
那种动物有七张嘴？
誰是最失敗的人？
有一隻螞蟻從101大樓掉下來，結果還沒掉下來就死了，為什麼?
胖子從18層樓掉下來變什麼?﹝三個字﹞
okay. that all for today. pleasy guess

2008-07-04T19:21:00.000+08:00

SEC 3 camp over, like for about 2 weeks?

Kota Tingi rox
hamtaro rox
jetty jump rox
river casading rox
Panti rox
falling down rox
thorns rox
camfire rox
bili blanja rox
cheer rox
sleeping in tents rox
playing poker at night rox
houseflies rox
makan cheer rox
SEC 3 CAMP ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-06-17T14:49:00.000+08:00

1)How long will you wait for someone you love?
Dunno
2)What do you want to do now?
play on9 game
3)What will you be doing at 6pm?
watch tv?
4)Do you hate your friends sometimes?
dunno wad is ur defination of hate
5)Where do you wish to die?
i m still young, havent even think of how to enjoy life u want me think of where to die?
6) Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
yes
7)What are the impossible things you wish to do?
go to moon n c if really gt chang e n rabbit n wu gang there chopping tree
8)Is there something which you wished never happened? What is it?
Any reward if i say?
9)Are you happy with your life now?
maybe?? if no sch, no stress, no fat, no poor, no terrioist, no disease, gt tonns of money, it will be best.^_^
10)What if your crush asked you out?
check if it a prank nt
11). What will you do when you feel bored?
do smth so i wont be bored
12)What feelings do you hate the most?
dunno how to describle
13)Do you cherish every friendship of yours?
who dont?
14)What are you looking forward to in the coming weeks?
eat, sleep, play
Instructions: Remove one question from above and replace it with your own.Tag 11 people, list them down at the end of th post.Notify them in their chatbox that they've been tagged.CHANGE: 14. u like ur sch life?
1) Jeremy
2) yong li
3-11) anyone

2008-06-15T15:47:00.000+08:00

decided to blog. Thanks Jianri for guessing the answer, n jack for tagging. here r the answer...
1) white house is at America
2)Greenhouse is made up of glass(greenhouse as in the house tat grow plants indoor)
3)Single storey room=no staircase
4)Rooster dont lay egg, only Hen does.

here to blog about my Spec course.
Morning go sch to meet, den go class to take mutual board wif jikai, and then wait for Mr Seo n Geoffry n we board the bus to Amoy Quee HQ. Then we board another bus to go SISPEC(School of Infantry Specialists), a military camp. i fell sick on the first day n didnt do much thing(also nt much thing to do on first day, expect for some admin). then blah blah n soon, nights fell. 1 thing to add on, SISPEC the bed is comfortable till we sleep till very song. and the food provided is nt bad, better than the food in sch or camp FEAST.

Second day

woke up at 6.15, fall in at 6.30 . have PT then breakfast. Then took test on trainfire(practical, stripping n assembling of rifle, blah blah), then IFC(Practical, low crawl n field signal, n also test on theroy, wad r method used in target indication blah blah). Then take GSK test in a airconned room. Soon, lights out again.this time we sleep at 10.30, woke up at 6.30? Happy that a camp can sleep till past 6.

Third day

no PT :) have mutual test on IFC n Trainfire. Then have heritage trail n saw some photo. then have AAR(after action review?) some ppl used this chance to feedback to Encik and Encik damn good, give us 1 hours free time. then, nights out again.

Forth day

we were supposed to fall in by 6.45, but dunno y when 6.30, Sire came n chased us to fall in. then all go down liao, left me alone to carry blanket, bedsheet n pillow case down( hu ask me to stain the floor wif kiwi? den be bunk ic so that can report to sire abt damafe). luckily gt a few guys to help me carry down. den Alpha Coy get to be introduced to some weapon while Bravo Coy do area cleaning. I was in Alpha Coy!! den walk walk dfen go back bunk do clean up den fall in n march to auditorm to have prize presentation. Fuhua n Nanhua damn hiong, 12 awards i think gt ard 8 is from these 2 sch. den after that have photo taking n have buffet. den take envelop(inside gt our Oreo badge n tell u wad rank u get by putting respective rank inside). All HYNCC cadets hu went spec cpurse get 3SG..... but its better than failing..(must be positive). then went homw wif jikai den eat dinner, play com n sleep..

2008-05-29T18:08:00.000+08:00

hi all. long long long time nvr update. just a summary of the events passed.

speech day (finallly wear number 1 wif real rifle)
return of number 1( quite sad)
sport day(tired)
photo taking for class n NCC
JJC camp(know new friend, quite fun)
Mid Year exam(a hateful thing)
UG camp(fun, esp can slack)
2E1'07 gathering(no alcohol)

lol.....

some more lame jokes hear from juniors and from internet...

1) Redhouse is in Jurong, Yellowhouse is in Clementi, Blue house is in Dover, Green house is in Bugis, where is the White House located at?

2) Red house is made up of red bricks, white house is make up of white bricks, what are greenhouse made up of?

3) A single storey room is made up gold, its television, door all make up of gold. what is the colour if the staircase?

4) A rooster lay an egg on the top of the mountain. in what direction will the egg roll?

Please guess the answer.......

2008-03-19T18:19:00.000+08:00

long time no blog. just here to reveal the ans, although no body guess them, so sad-_-
风天需要带多少钱, 才能出门? 四千万, 因为台风天没事[四], 千万不要出门
2)在什么地方说笑话最危险？海边，因为怕海啸（笑）
3)$1.00 可以买多少头牛？ 90。九牛一毛
4)Who is the strongest criminal in the world? shopliffter. they can lift up the whole shop.

2008-03-09T11:36:00.000+08:00

finally blogging again. though holiday are here but i dont think anyone would like because of the wad moodle elearning rite. all subject have homework in the moodle elearning and my internet is nt so stable and i might nt be able to do and worse still, it may be counted as CA. WTH... nvm, TRY my best loh.

here some lame jokes again

1)风天需要带多少钱, 才能出门?
2)在什么地方说笑话最危险？
3)$1.00 可以买多少头牛？
4)Who is the strongest criminal in the world?

okay, that all. pls guess the answer.

2008-03-03T20:59:00.000+08:00

hi all... nth much to update... but still wants to update so my blog will nt rog...... i had a leadership camp from dunno when to dunno when. the camp was a nice n enjoyable except that it ended with a great fall for me..... and the fall left me a scar or bruish or wadever u call it on my left knee. den for today, the el period is damn *******. dunno y the teacher so ***** one, go volunteer us to go on stage to recite wad **** poems, n yet she think its a honourable thing to do, n she keep forcing us to recite the poem n threaten that we should read it out loudly because we will suffer in JC if we do nt. as if we wants go Jc like that( although some wish to go, but i dont think whole class wants to go.) then is the CME lesson, we tot math teacher was coming as she always borrow the period but who knows, no teacher came! then is the physics n i can understand it a bit liao. follow next is the recess which i enjoy cause can kajiao jeremy and gang. haha. then gt hcl which teacher didnt came n my PE teacher came n talk abt wad internet reading thingy. den is SS and we went through chpt3 and some thing on the holiday hw, how to go the page blah blah blah. then we went for assembly and had a talk o sexual education n we saw some "nice" pictures, haha. then i go prepare for GOH and n the end, it was cancelled n we played some games in the classroom and went to the pasar malam an d then i went home.

tmr gt emath common test and i dont think i can pass. wsh me good luck plsssss.

some jokes to relax u all...

wad is the disadvantage of being a stumper man?
ans: when arguing. when ppl talk 10 lines to u, u can only talk back 1 words. so u confirmed lose the argument...

okay, that all, c u guy soon(i hope)... BYEEEE

2008-02-12T20:01:00.000+08:00

hi... finally wanna update. let me revea all he answer to the lame questions first.

4)because, his rifle is 5m long, thus the bullet distance plus the length will make the animal die.
5)answer is 小白兔（小白2)
6)answer is 海豹（海报）
7）u will know when u c their IC
8)头最痛!

the answer for the next pose is

1)燕子觉得走路太慢了，所以决定飞
2）那时家兽医院
3）它刷的是假牙
4）因为，放下屠刀，立地成佛
5）平
6）苍蝇最可怜
7）走路去

i cant post anymore lame joke as i cant find any good ones, so just be patience...

i realised my amath is better than my emath, and i have failed 3 subject, namely emath, amath and my physics... sianz. these r my "beautiful" result

25-Jan-2008 A Maths (70-A2)
01-Feb-2008 A Maths (35-F9) *
31-Jan-2008 Biology Pure (58-C5)
27-Jan-2008 English (60-B4)
07-Jan-2008 Geography (53-C6)
28-Jan-2008 Geography (50-C6)
11-Jan-2008 Higher Chinese (67-B3)
16-Jan-2008 Maths (50-C6)
29-Jan-2008 Maths (25-F9) *
29-Jan-2008 Physics Pure (25-F9) *
05-Jan-2008 Social Studies (64-B4)

pro rite. haha. btw, today have wad hw? any1 know just sms me or drop a tag.... thank you very much.......

2008-01-30T16:55:00.000+08:00

hi, i am going to to reveal the answer for the first 3 questions first.

1) the answer is uh-ah. cause the song goes uh-ah给我一杯忘情水。so the answer is uh-ah...
2)the answer is bean, 豆。cause 豆沙包。。。。
3）the answer is 买鸭蛋。cause buy duck egg sure wont get chicken inside. okay, tat all. the answer for the rest of the questions i will post smth ltr.

as for today, is really a normal day. chinese spelling is quite okay n the physicl i think i am getting a c cause i dont quite understand wad the teacher talking. as for pe, heng the photo taking took away, i heard today teacherwants to train our speed by asking us to run here run there wif music. recess was as usual, drink some water n g up to chat. then today math teaher nt here, but still gt test. i think the test i can pass ba. then gt bio. i finally can catch up wif the teacher. tmr gt test, must chiong liao. nid chiong at least a B. the is el. the teacher talk abot the compre n say it wad cruel to keep animals in cage n visit natiral habitat cause we embarrassing the animals. then finally the long-waiting bell rang n i went eat wif yuan long, jeremy n yong li. went home after tat. ltr chionging bio. gd boy rite? ya, i know i am.-____-

here some more lame questions/joke/horror stories

为什么燕子冬天要飞向南方过冬？
为什么有家医院从不给人看病？
小王一边刷牙，一边悠闲的吹着口哨，他是怎么做到的？
一位高僧与屠夫同时去世，为什么屠夫比高僧先升天
太平洋中间是什么啊？
一个侍者给客人上啤酒,一只苍蝇掉进杯子里面,侍者和客人都看见了,请问谁最倒霉?
美国总统怎么样到白宫里？

okay, tat all fot today. happy guessing. bye bye

2008-01-29T19:05:00.000+08:00

second post, the links are nt arrange in order n i will do so when free. okay, lets me just ask a few lame questions. if u know the answe, tag at the tagbox. if u dont know, ask at the tagbox for clue. if u know and dont to to say, then dont say.

first, 谁给刘德华忘情水？
next, 谁杀死包？
next, 买什么蛋,才不会买到裡面已经有了小鸡的蛋?
next, a hunter is shooting a target 20m away from him, his bullet can travel 15m, but yet the target still die. why?
next, 小白+小白=？
next, 什么动物可以贴在墙壁上？
next, who is bigger? the Boss or the Worker?
next,拿西瓜打头还是拿凤梨打頭。哪一個比较痛？

okay, tat all for today. the answer i will post abot 1 week ltr. btw, those questions can be found on a website u u go tw yahoo search for qian bian wen da ti.

2008-01-29T15:25:00.000+08:00

HI, back to blogging cause too boring. This blog will most probably be used as a gossip and lame quesion blog, so i will nt post that often!! btw, ty to yong li for helping me to cr8 tis blog. tyty.